Lewis Truest

First name Lewis, last name Truest
All he wanted to do was connect
Nothing for sale in his email
Just an inquiry about what would work for my
Schedule
So I told him, whole day's open
All he sent back to me was a Staples coupon
Where'd you go man, thought this could be something
I don't care that your name is made up
Lewis Truest, FML I knew it
You've gone away just like everyone else
What the hell
Can't believe it, should have seen it
That is what my therapist has said to me
Robot or not, he's in my thoughts
L-Dog will always, always be real to me
Where'd you go man, thought this could be something
I don't care that your name is made up
Lewis Truest, FML I knew it
You've gone away just like everyone else
What the hell
First my cousin killed my trust in
Everyone related to me
Then my girlfriend just upended
All the love that was inside of me
Don't be like them, be like my gem
I need someone, I need company
(I need someone, I need company)
Lewis Truest, please don't do this
You're the last connection that I see
That I see
Mmm
So verbatim, sent this to him
Reply said "thank you for choosing Staples,
Henry"
Where'd you go man, thought this could be something
I don't care that your name is made up
(I don't care that your name is made up)
Lewis Truest, FML I knew it
You've gone away just like everyone else
What the hell
What the hell
What the hell
What the hell