There's A Bat!
Heavy Heavy Low Low / Matthew Caudle / Robbie Smith
There's a bat crawling on my neck
And it's a big one
And it's got your number
And it's got mine too
And it'd be quite content
To feast on you
Oh my, oh my, oh my word
Oh my, oh my, oh my word
Oh my, oh my, oh my word
Oh my, oh my, oh my word
Crawling on my neck
Crawling on my neck
Then he spoke to me
Horror, horror
What I thought it was at first
Wasn't what I thought it was
There's a bat
On my neck