The Weasel
Paul DeGeorge, Joe DeGeorge
They call him the Weasel
No one calls him the Weasel
But they should
Ron Weasley is my best friend
Even though no one calls him the Weasel
You have the best looks on your face
Where do you get that expression of disbelief?
Your pet rat nearly killed us all
We'll forgive you uh oh oh oh oh oh
They call him the Weasel
No one calls him the Weasel
But they should
Ron Weasley is my best friend
Even though no one calls him the Weasel
Do you remember the time
When you were burping up those slugs?
That was so cool
That's what you get for using a broken wand
What were you thinking
When you stole your dad's car to get to school?
We'll forgive you uh oh oh oh oh oh
They should call him the Weasel
