Unhappy Meal

[Verse]
I don't want a happy meal
I want an angry meal
I don't want some stupid happy meal
If I want toys, I can go out and buy 'em
Yeah, I don't want a stupid toy, I want a weapon
I want a switchblade with my meal
Yeah!
I want a meal with a weapon
So I can hurt somebody
I want an unhappy meal
I want a meal with a gun
So the next time you try to make me do something, I can shoot you
I want a meal with a gun in it
So the next time you try and take me someplace
Besides my favorite fast food restaurant
I can shoot you and kill you
Yeah!
Ah!
I don't want a stupid doll
I want a weapon
I don't want a little plastic clown
I've got plenty of clowns
Get me an unhappy meal
If you don't get me one, I'll just get one somewhere else
I know where I can buy guns at school
You can't stop me
I'll save up my lunch money and buy a gun
Then you'll be sorry
You'll be sorry I was ever born
You'll do what I want
Or else
You'll let me watch Alf all the time
I wanna go to bed later
If you don't let me, you'll be sorry