All My Rowdy Friends Are Coming over Tonight

I got ketchup on my blue jeans, I just burnt my hand
Lord, it's hard to be a bachelor man
I got girls that can cook, I got girls that can clean
I got girls that can do anything in between
I got to get ready, make everything right
'Cause all my rowdy friends are coming over tonight

Do you want a drink?
Hey do you want to party?
Hey honey this is ole Hank
Ready to get the thing started
We cooked the pig in the ground, got some beer on ice
And all my rowdy friends are coming over tonight

Now my party pad is out in the woods
It's a long, long way from here to Hollywood
But I got some natural queens out on the floor
And ole Miss Mississippi just walked through the door
Got a little whirlpool just made for ten
And you can jump out and you can jump in
You can do anything that you want to do
But uh uhh, don't you step on my cowboy boots

Do you want a drink?
Hey do you want to party?
Hey this is ole Hank
Ready to get the thing started
I cooked the pig in the ground, we got some beer on ice
And all my rowdy friends are coming over tonight

Do you want a drink?
Hey do you want to party?
Hey, hey this is rocking Randall Hank
Ready to get the summertime started
We cooked the pig in the ground, we got some beer on ice
And all my rowdy friends are coming over tonight

That's right
Come on in!