Raped at Birth (10th Anniversary Edition)

I was
I was
I was
Raped at birth
I was
I was
I was
Brutalized by beastly girth
I was raped at birth!

[Verse 1]
When I was a boy
My life was destroyed
I was raped at birth
I was not overjoyed
When I was a man
I hid in the can
I was raped at birth
Yes, that was the plan
I went to my mom
She hit me with a pan
I was raped at birth!

[Pre-Chorus]
Scumdog sex planet
Convulsing breeding hive
Spit forth the progeny
Through rivers of slime, I writhe
Seeking warmth and light
Life begins, the world so bright
Too soon from the womb I'm torn
As penis plums the newly born

[Chorus]
Mangled and tangled, I flop to the floor
Speckled and spackled, I run for the door
Though I'm but a baby, I'm still еight foot two
I'll be raped at birth for the plеasure of you
I was raped, yes, raped at birth

[Verse 2]
When I was a lad
Halfway out the womb
They ruined my rectum
I fucked half the room
Now I'm a man
But I won't grow up
If you rape me again
I think that I'll throw up
Fit me for a truss
With a times eight leather cup
I was raped at birth!

[Pre-Chorus]
It went on for hours
Scalding hot, the golden showers
Manifesting pimple power
Penis-poking tingle-tower
Still, it seems unfair
One time, got raped with a chair
Still, good came of it
Like every time I shit

[Chorus]
Mangled and tangled, I flop to the floor
Speckled and spackled, I run for the door
Though I'm but a baby, I'm still eight foot two
I'll be raped at birth for the pleasure of you
I was raped at birth!

[Solo]

[Bridge]
My masters knew well why
They raped the newly born
The line at the door
Spoke of new forms of porn

I was raped at birth!

[Verse 3]
The wretched infants
Were sullen, forlorn
The skin, it was warm
We lived in a dorm
After we'd been raped, we were all given weapons
Your grave is my glory, your face I will step in
But I'm not complaining that my life is fucked
I was raped at birth, from then on, everything sucked
Everything sucked
Everything sucked

We are all raped at birth
It fucking hurts
Chased from room to room
Pinned in a corner
Bing bang boom!

[Chorus]
Mangled and tangled, I flop to the floor
Speckled and spackled, I run for the door
Though I'm but a baby, I'm still eight foot two
I'll be raped at birth for the pleasure of you
I! Was! Raped! At! Birth!