Mr. Perfect (10th Anniversary Edition)
[Intro, among screaming]
Oh my God!
Oh my goodness!
Please!
Please don't kill me!
Please!
Please!
[Verse 1]
When it came, it came quickly
Yeah, it came with no warning
The end of the world
None were left for the mourning
Except for the ones who had gone underground
As the surface-dwellers died
They could barely hear the sound
Maybe the human race had time to scream
As the blackness came to their blue-sky dream
Everything came to an end that night
And you would die of fright if you didn't die outright
It was just another day when the air burned away
And the sky was on fire and it stayed that way
There was little left alive but somehow you survived
Though it was a couple hundred years 'til you could go outside
[Chorus]
Dying all the time
Eating rocks and clay
Maybe you'd be happier
With your body burned away
Perfect!
Perfect!
Perfect!
Mister P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P
Perfect!
[Verse 2]
Did you ever have a nightmare and it turned into a dream
But then it went the other way
And that time, it made you scream?
Did you ever take a life when it's pulsing, red and hot?
When you wouldn't, then you would
Then you think you'd rather not
Have you ever felt you haven't when you found out that you had
Then you did then you didn't and it made you really mad
Have you been on the air but you felt all alone
When you copied the curse and they drilled you like a drone
[Chorus]
He's Mister Perfect!
Mister P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P
Perfect!
He's our mortal enemy
Bringing death and no TV
He's Mister Perfect!
Mister P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P
Perfect!
He's a fuckin' a-hole
And his head is gonna roll
[Bridge]
Gazing into the future
What vision do I see?
Two unblinking eyes
Fucking staring back at me
His people call him perfect
But I can see his fraud
The latest losing edition
Of the latest man-made God
[Chorus]
It was quite a shock when you ran out of time
You thought you'd go to Heaven where everything is fine
Because all you lived for, it became a lie
But Mr. Perfect loves it cause he lives for you to die
He's coming through time to chop off my balls
Drain them of juice and nail them to the wall
Feeds on his followers wherever they are
But the ultimate feast is when he dines on GWAR
(Gives him the power to swallow the sun
Then he'll be all alone, then he'll be the only one)
I swear defiance
And non-compliance
To the bloody black flag
Of the United State
Of Death
And to the abyss
By which we stand
We defy you
We deny you
As you spread ignorance
And futility
To all
