Masturbate
[Anton Reemcob:] My dear ladies and genteel-men, allow me to introduce myself. I am Anton Reemcob, poet, laureate, playwright, and the ethereal embodiment of evolution itself
[Fan:] Where's GWAR? We want GWAR!
[Anton Reemcob:] There will be no GWAR show tonight! Such a sophomoric cast with their bloody tableaus, and phallic imagery, and shallow wit do not merit a proscenium, no, not much less an audience. Here tonight, I have assembled such an art form as the world hath never seen. Performing the paramount feats of orchestral legerdemain, they are the matchless peak of peerless perfection. I give to you...
Prestige!
Prestige
A cult
Prestige
[Moan]
Lamborghini
Mercedes-Benz
Maserati
Farvergnugen
Countach Five
[???]
Players Club
Telly
Savalas
[Chorus]
Masturbate, masturbate
Masturbate, masturbate
Masturbate, masturbate
[Verse 1]
It's okay by you
If it's okay by me
I hope that in the morning
I won't be HIV
HIV
HIV
HIV
Positive
H-H
H-H
H-H
HIV
Pos-pos-pos-positive
[Verse 2]
Actually brothers boop
Some while others droop
When women come around
They loathe the woman brown
Pasty face and sickly
I shake my tiny arse
Please don't cum too quickly
As you fist my swollen mass
Prestige
[Chorus]
Masturbate, masturbate
Masturbate, masturbate
Masturbate, masturbate
To see you that way
Up close, today
For sure, to see
Up close, that way, to see
Like it
[Spoken]
[Nigel:] I'm Nigel Ponce from Leeds
[Rico:] And I'm Rico Bowel Grande from Rio De Janeiro
[Nigel:] Aren't you glad GWAR's not playing tonight?
[Rico:] Oh please, not those barbarians!
[Nigel:] Bring that beat back
[Rico:] Pronto!
[Verse 3]
I want to go to prison
Cause there are lots of men
And in the mop closet
Commit a sexy sin
Out in the courtyard
Struggling with the weights
Lots of sexy negroes
I make a lot of dates
Back in the cell block
Face against the bars
They're moving [???]
My stinky-winky star
[Chorus]
Masturbate, masturbate
Masturbate, masturbate
Masturbate, masturbate
Ah ah ah!
Ahhh!
