Octopus Hairpiece
Guttermouth
Stop, people please
While surfing in the ocean I somehow lost my hairpiece
I watched my ace increase
As some pesky octopus took the tuft of manhood from me
Duck diving for my hairpiece
I'm searching for my hairpiece
Duck diving for my hairpiece
Octopus hairpiece
Look there on the reef
Make a lasso with my leash
Ride the sea horse to the deep
I'm at one with the sea
I'm a surfer from the soul
Until a clam swallowed my toupee whole
Yeah dude, did I just say dude?
I know I sound like Bill & Ted
I got a sunburn on my head
I've been to Indo, been to France
But the hairpieces are cheaper down in Costa Rica
