You Don’t Know Scary

[Chorus: Grewsum]
You watch your T.V., you see those movies
And you think that's how this shit should be
Oh, you think that's scary, but that ain't scary
You don't know scary 'til you've seen me
From the VHS to the DVDs to 3-D scenes on the theater screens
Oh, you think that's scary, but that ain't scary
You don't know scary 'til you've seen me-e

[Verse 1: Grewsum]
I'm tired of the respect for these icons and zombies
Cause when it comes to horror they ain't got shit on me
I'm actually the best, I would stab 'em all to death
Norman Bates ain't shit but a faggot in a dress
I'm a pro with the machete and I work it well
Show Pinhead that it gets worse in Hell
Throw the bitch from Thе Ring in a murky well and then board the top shut whilе she squirms and yells
These movies ain't shit but some worthless trash
Let my kid fight Chucky, bet he whoops his ass
And the Leprechaun too, what the hell they gon' do
When my weapon leaves 'em less than both their legs and arms too?
Don't start, the perfect murder it's a rare art
Break the Frankenstein monster down to spare parts
And my dreams are a scary place to be
So if Freddy Krueger shows up, we ain't gon' let him leave

[Chorus: Grewsum]
You watch your T.V., you see those movies
And you think that's how this shit should be
Oh, you think that's scary, but that ain't scary
You don't know scary 'til you've seen me
From the VHS to the DVDs to 3-D scenes on the theater screens
Oh, you think that's scary, but that ain't scary
You don't know scary 'til you've seen me-e

[Verse 2: Cloroks]
Quiet down kids, time to pop the tape in (yeah)
Are y'all ready for some wholesome entertainment? (uh huh)
Oh god, this is odd, this is not the VHS that I planned to show but fuck it, someone must've misplaced it
And this when Mister Palin hits the Crystal Lake and gets to slaying vague hockey players
Slapping them after their faces
Dragging them into the basement, face it, your shit's over and we're gonna tape it
Eli Roth is running the script and he don't come cheap so places, places
In the session for Grews Natural Sicko
I snatched Jigsaw's doll off his tricycle and smothered that little motherfucker with a pillow
And next I'm coming for your puppet-master kinfolk
And none of this is fiction, this is actual info
We actually villains
Y'all just actually pretend so
Don't be surprised when I pop Pennywise bitch-ass balloon with your thumbtack and let Grew finish with Ginsu, agh

[Chorus: Grewsum]
You watch your T.V., you see those movies
And you think that's how this shit should be
Oh, you think that's scary, but that ain't scary
You don't know scary 'til you've seen me
From the VHS to the DVDs to 3-D scenes on the theater screens
Oh, you think that's scary, but that ain't scary
You don't know scary 'til you've seen me
You watch your T.V., you see those movies
And you think that's how this shit should be
Oh, you think that's scary, but that ain't scary
You don't know scary 'til you've seen me
From the VHS to the DVDs to 3-D scenes on the theater screens
Oh, you think that's scary, but that ain't scary
You don't know scary 'til you've seen me