Fairfield

There's a whole lotta money in Fairfield, Fairfield, Fairfield
Whole lotta money in Fairfield
I'm gonna get me some

Them floaters they come down here, down here, down here
Them floaters they come down here
Fix the whole town up

If the floaters come to your town, your town, your town
Floaters come to your town
You might wanna stick around

They meditate and get focused, focused, focused
They do a little hocus pocus
And the money just rolls in

They know all 'bout computers, your New Age, and foreign food
They do all that real good
Fairfield's where to go

Mount Pleasant isn't really, really, really
Mount Pleasant isn't really
And neither is Burlington

Well, there ain't no money in Eldon, Pulaski, Keosauqua
There's a little bit in Ottumwa
But it's tighter than a drum

Ah, the Quads are full of dope fiends, blown whores, methamphetamines
Ball-capped boys and gambling
And all this sort of stuff

Fairfield used to be a shithole, a shithole, a shithole
Fairfield used to be a shithole
But take a look at it now

There's a whole lotta money in Fairfield, Fairfield, Fairfield
Whole lotta money in Fairfield
I'm gonna get me some