Silence of the Sponge

Who lives in a pineapple
Under the sea
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A sponge with a defect
A mental disease
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If nautical nonsense
Be something you wish
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Then flop on the deck
With gifelte fish
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You'll have no chance
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He knows the
Krabby Patty recipe
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The secret is
It's just Soylent Green
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Sunbathing people
Dragged into abyss
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He'll chop up and dry them
And feed them to fish
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He'll eat your face
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No one alerted
And nobody runs
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Cuz no one would ever
Suspect the Sponge
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Squidward and Patrick
And Gary and Sandy
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Are now all hooked
On fava beans and Chianti
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