Fuck The Valley Fudge

Siamese, Portuguese, dirty knees
Look at these
Rookies around us
Aren't you glad you found us?

Now if you are who you say you are
Get up here to the bar
We'll plot out a plan
To take down the man

We'll start with that new future super star
And steal all their decorative rocks
We'll fight all their rent-a-cops

And for the freeway maintainers
Who assist our escape
We got sandwiches, juice
And cold Gatorade

We'll expose all the bicyclists
Who really are
DUI students who can't drive their cars

And we'll take stucco dust
And wet dry wall sludge
Combine 'em just right
To make fuck the valley fudge

Applebee's, Chuckie Cheese, dirty deeds
Don't you see?
Fuck the valley fudge
It's my hate and my love

Nepalese, anti-freeze, calories
Can't you see?
Fuck the valley fudge
It's my hate and my love

Fuck the valley fudge
It's my hate and my love

Fuck the valley fudge
My hate
My love

Fuck the valley fudge

Fuck the valley

Fuuuuuuuuuck