Southeastern railway

[Intro]
("We're sorry to inform you
That this southeastern service to
London Victoria will be cancelled at Faversham
Due to our train driver not wanting
To come into work today...")

[Verse
So I'm on the train at night
I couldn't get a lift back, but it's alright
I'm laying on the seats tryna get some sleep
Until i'm fucking interrupted by the
"TICKETS PLEASE!"
So I try and play it off, saying:
"I couldn't pay at the station"
Knowing I was telling her false information
Eight quid's a lot to get to my location
Paid it anyway to avoid frustration

And then a random guy
Asked to used my phone
I don't have any credit
So just leave me alone
It's been a long day and I just
Wanna get home
I don't need random people getting
Up in my zone

But i guess just to hell with it
I'm getting in my element
Whilst staring at my everest
Right next to a degenerate
There's dirt on the seats
Grimmy views of all the streets
And theres couples here and there
Kinda remind me of my sheets

Now-a-days taking trains is like a gamble
There's only so much social interaction I can handle
Doesn't really matter at the end of the day
'Cause i'm still gonna take the southeastern railway

[Interlude]
("Due to strike action
There will be rail-replacement
Services from the 22nd to the 23rd
Which also have the same hygiene as a
Weatherspoon's toilet...")

[Verse]
My girl's asking me:
"Can you come over tonight?"
I said of course, at the station
You know its only right
Until I arrive, and all I see is strikes
Had to call her up like girl
You're missing out on getting pipe-
(Hahah)
Whatever, doesn't matter
I'll just take a bus
At the back, headphones in
I ain't making no fuss

Looking at Trainline to see no trains
Why the fuck is it called Trainline
If the ain't no trains?

Everywhere I look it's just strike after strike
I mean I guess I have to respect their reason to fight
But then again
I've got places to be
Like my girl on my phone telling me she's DT
But when I think about it
What's so great about trains?
I mean these ticket prices rising
Yeah, it's driving me insane
Not to mention, Jane and Jack
Having the third fight of the day
And the guy who don't speak English
Who's going the wrong way
And the hygiene of the seats
Yeah, its really messed up
And to the three loud children, will you
SHUT THE FUCK UP?!
I'm just tryna travel from A to B
So for the third time sir, please don't sit next me
But its whatever
I mean I'm kinda used to it now
Paying 8 fucking quid just to get to my house
Its not a shock
I mean what can I say?
Its just what happens
On the southeastern railway

[Outro]
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