Everybody’s Trying To Be My Villain

Everybody's trying to be my villian
And I was unaware of the vacancy
Some people predict bad news
And hope it never happens
And others are content to assume authority

And maybe someday I will not be destitute
And I will be kicked by a better brand of boot

Everybody's trying to be my villan
The line keeps getting longer
And that can not be good
I guess I should be grateful
For all the attention
I guess I should be bitter
That I'm never understood
I asked them for a hand
And they lifted a finger
Due to some concerns
About losing their grip
I understood completely
And thanked them for their effort
But I'm not one for breaking bottles
On a sinking ship

And maybe someday I will not be destitute
And I will be kicked by a better brand of boot

Everybody is trying to be my villan
Villan, oh

Everybody is trying, trying to be my villan
Villain, oh