So-Called Str8 Grrrl

So-called straight girl
I know you see me
Over your boyfriend's shoulder
I see you watching me
I think you want me
I think you want me
You know you want me
So why do you talk shit about me

So-called straight girl
You look unhappy
I've heard the rumors
You've got my sympathy
Is this a lie you're living
Is this a sin that we're committing
Do you wish I was a boy
Tell me a story
Tell me a story

My mother
She killed me
And put me in pies

My father
He ate me
He ate me
And said I was nice

My sisters
So-called sisters
They tore me apart
And said I died of
And said I died of
A broken heart

So-called straight girl
Hey sleeping beauty
Your time is coming
Come join the party
'Cause if you think you're straight
If you think you're straight
Yeah if you think you're straight
How come I know how you taste?