Eaten By The Monster Of Love

Well, it's Saturday night and I'm still free
And I ain't never gonna be eaten by the monster of love
It's hard to fight it off much more
I hear it drooling by the door, eaten by the monster of love

It ain't a pretty sight to see the way it leaves 'em
It chews them up and spits out creatures
With those goo-gooey eyes, sick sickly smiles, it just isn't right
And my father said, "Don't worry, son but look at him"
He should have run, eaten by the monster of love

Well, it's worse than war, it's worse than death
There ain't too many left who ain't been
Eaten by the monster of love
Buy a dog and that might help

Sometimes, though, a dog gets grabbed
And eaten by the monster of love
Eaten by the monster of love, let it huff, let it puff
Eaten by the monster of love

I hate to gripe but I just ain't the type
(Don't let it get me, don't let it get me)
I know some really good, good people
Overcome and piece by piece
They were eaten by the monster of love

Sometimes it takes a nip at me
But I'm too quick to ever be eaten by the monster of love