It Couldn't Happen to a Nicer Bloke

He dresses smart
When he goes to work
Likes to wear a tie
But he never flirts
'Cos he's a modern man
With a golden tan
All the chicks adore
This modern whore
 
When all else fails then I use plan B
I go so far, but never on one knee
I check the mirror
I start to choke
It couldn't happen to a nicer bloke
Mating rituals go from bar to bar
All the girls they love my motor
One, I'm shallow
Two, I'm a joke
It couldn't happen to a nicer bloke
 
He swings to the left
When he buys tight jeans
He swings to the right
If you know what I mean
'Cos he's a real man's man
With a five-year plan
He can take it all
'Cos he's invincible
 
When all else fails then I use plan B
I go so far, but never on one knee
I check the mirror
I start to choke
It couldn't happen to a nicer bloke
Mating rituals go from bar to bar
All the girls they love my motor
One, I'm shallow
Two, I'm a joke
It couldn't happen to a nicer bloke
 
When all else fails then I use plan B
I go so far, but never on one knee
I check the mirror
I start to choke
It couldn't happen to a nicer bloke
Mating rituals go from bar to bar
All the girls they love my motor
One, I'm shallow
Two, I'm a joke
It couldn't happen to a nicer bloke
 
It couldn't happen to a nicer bloke (nicer bloke)
It couldn't happen to a nicer bloke (nicer bloke)
It couldn't happen to a nicer bloke (nicer bloke)
It couldn't happen to a nicer bloke (nicer bloke)
He's a modern man
He's a modern man
He's a modern man
He's a modern man