THAT’S HOW THE COOCHIE CRUMBLES

[Intro: Crispy Cumsock]
[I am going to remind you in advance, that I’m very sorry, and I apologize]
C’mon Bruh!
[For the inconvenience of me not giving a fuck!]

[Chorus: Lil Bruh]
That’s how the coochie crumbles
Sell your dad in a bundle
You get the bag and fumble it
If I get the verse you know imma mumble it
On your B, like imma bumble it
So fucked up, stumble right on to it
All these fucks, you know imma humble em’
GS get plat, like it’s an emblem

[Verse I: iCue]
Yuh
Bees bumble
Rappers mumble
Coochies crumble
When I fumble the bag I’m not humble
Take 10 shots, barely stumble
My stummy grumble, my words jumble
Reading a book when I’m in the jungle
That’s it goes, I came and I froze
Shoutout to CUM ON MY WRIST and all those
For a picture I’ll pose, for a second, who knows
We came to expose, when Gang Shloink arose
We came to bulldoze those numbers from a guy who can’t even compose
We’re dumb and it shows
IQ don’t impose
Some verses you’ve got to disclose
Well I suppose

[Chorus: Lil Bruh]
That’s how the coochie crumbles
Sell your dad in a bundle
You get the bag and fumble it
If I get the verse you know imma mumble it
On your B, like imma bumble it
So fucked up, stumble right on to it
All these fucks, you know imma humble em’
GS get plat, like it’s an emblem

[Verse II: Lil Bruh]
If you don’t know then get to know
Cuz Art is gonna fuck your hoe
Get the dough, smoke the grass I mow
Like I’m Famous Dex I’m saying “awoah!”
Baking this bacon and baking these beans
I don’t even know what that means
Shoutout to NUTS and I don’t mean deez
Baking with Shay Shay I’m talm’ bout trees
Yeah I’m with iCue, no I don’t like you
Gang is on two I don’t mean mew
Shirt on coochie monster muncher
Don’t talk shit I’ll turn to a puncher
Lay down pipe, just like a plumber
Came in your mans, oh what a bummer
Whole lotta egg on my bread on my leg on my dog
On my ham on my what? Cuz

[Chorus: Lil Bruh]
That’s how the coochie crumbles
Sell your dad in a bundle
You get the bag and fumble it
If I get the verse you know imma mumble it
On your B, like imma bumble it
So fucked up, stumble right on to it
All these fucks, you know imma humble em’
GS get plat, like it’s an emblem