Hero Hunter

[Intro]
Everybody on the ground right now
Drop them coins and get on your motherfuckin' knees
Don't touch that mushroom, bitch
I'ma burn your ass alive
Now where the fuck is the hero?

[Verse 1]
On the last episode in World 8
I was ‘bout to kill the hero, but he fuckin’ escaped
I been lookin’ for that nigga for a couple of days
Tell him that I got the princess, I'ma nut on her face
Where the fuck is he? I already destroyed one city
I'ma take his Master Sword and give him a Buck 50
Rippin' off his mouth skin, stretch him like Dhalsim
The same way they drowned Bеn, thats how I'ma drown him
Man I swear to God this nigga is runnin’
I done searchеd every motherfuckin’ temple and dungeon
From Rapture to Columbia that’s sittin’ above it
I can't find this nigga nowhere, I’m gettin’ disgusted
But guess what? I heard about a Twisted Metal Tournament
Whoever survives the shit wins and they earn a wish
And after I won there was no mo’ waitin’
I told Calypso take me to the hero's location
I was teleported straight to where this fucker was livin’
World 1 his hometown, yea hhis humble beginnin's
Started knockin’ down buildings, ate a couple of Christians
Now I’m tellin’ yall motherfuckers to go get him
Or I'ma get yall! First I'm cuttin’ all the womans’ tits off
And I'm cuttin’ off the mens’ balls, you can’t hit pause
And all the kids gone be sent off in airships, brought
To World 8 and they gone get taught how to pitfall
Then suddenly the clouds split
And the hero appeared, holdin’ a sword, with a new outfit
With bombs, boomerangs, shields, and all type of wild shit
I snatched his ass out the air and threw him to the ground quick

[Chorus]
I'm the Hero Hunter
And I’m finna put the motherfucker’ hero under
Do you have his email, what’s that negro number?
If you talk to him, tell that nigga G-Mo comin’
I'm the Hero Hunter
And I’m finna put the motherfucker’ hero under
Do you have his email, what’s that negro number?
If you talk to him, tell that nigga G-Mo comin’

[Verse 2]
Yeah bitch I gotcha
Now yo ass layin’ on the ground, you startin’ to look a little like Yamcha
Then to my surprise he got up with more Chakra
I was shocked like Blanka in a hot tub
This nigga had his fist balled up
And he said, “G-Mo I'ma make you pay for the pain you brought us
You been fuckin’ the princess, my seven baby mamas
You threw my little brother in lava, and I'ma stop ya”
Thats when he propped up
Then ran towards me at the speed of light and hit me in the chest with the force of a shotgun
Okay you guts, but don't think you hot stuff
You threw a nice punch, it landed, but I did not budge
And now I hope you knowin’ the odds
Because that wasn’t even me, that was a phony mirage
I'm behind you in the sky like the ultimate God
And I’m finna throw a barrage, so I hope you can dodge
As I begin to spray
This nigga ran fast as a crackhead late to the Free Crack Giveaway
Tryna getaway, I left the whole path in a blaze
Then I scanned the terrain for that ho ass nigga’s face
He tried to sneak attack me, but I parried/
Grabbed him by his throat and told him he gon' die and get buried
Snapped his neck and let his body drop lifeless and wary
But before he could hit the ground he was revived by a fairy
Alright you little bitch, now I’m gettin’ pissed
So witness my final form, I’m about to end this shit
I transformed into a giant monster with the biggest dick
But he transformed too! What kinda shit is this?
His power rose one hundred and ten percent
Now we clashin’ in the clouds goin’ fist for fist
Shockwaves crumblin’ the mountains and the cliffs to bits
'Til I caught his hand and I had to twist his wrist
What you in a panic for?
Didn’t you escape in that time machine from Capsule Corp?
Now you have a Master Sword, Keyblade, a Shadow Form?
Well none of it matters, now say goodbye faggot! Ugh!
Stabbed by the princess!? Ratchet whore!
The citizens have a magic orb
A portal appeared, sucking with a massive force
I plunged my sword in the ground, to grapple on
Seal me away? Y'all some hoes
I’ll be back, ready to go
And I'ma put somethin’ on you, so deadly and cold
I can't hold on any longer, just let me— No!

[Outro]
He’s the G-Mo hunter
The Hero that finally put G-Mo under
Will the Final Boss return? Somethin’ we both wonder
If he do come back everything gon' suffer
He’s the G-Mo hunter
The Hero that finally put G-Mo under
Will the Final Boss return? Somethin’ we both wonder
If he do come back everything gon' suffer