Cigarette After

My flight-ticket says Tampa I'm coming over was the message
That I sent her 12 hour horror flight
Still in a good temper till I saw the immigration queue of Atlanta

Can I see your passport please
Do you bring in any disease criminal activities
If I think it over in my ass
There's a H- Bomb

I wont rape nuns
I don't sell guns
I just came to see my baby
I'm not Slim shady
Don't wanna fuck the first lady
I just came to see my baby

Oops that was the wrong topic I mentioned
Suddenly they paid me more attention
I had to open my suitcase senseless rat race
Staring at this pigface
Got ready for the worst case

I like to shake down gents
This is a US planet
But I'm from mother Europe
And that's not the way we've planned it

And I wont bomb towers I bring love and flowers
Cause I came to see my baby
I wont kill your sons
Though they're republican cunts
I just came to see my baby

(End over here comes to the glove)

First came the glove followed by laughter
Then someone offered me the cigarette
After they showed me a sign that said no smoking
Then came the glove again not joking