Party of One

Honestly I wish I could just be unseen
Cuz I'm so sick and tired of the obscene things
That my so called friends keep saying so mean
Count me in for a party of one

I don't understand how I even miss you
Cuz I kinda hate everything that you say and do
And don't even get me started on your whole damn crew
Count me in for a Party of One

And I'm sorry that I can't shoot a shot of whiskey
And my cup size ain't even close to double Ds
I'd just rather sip a shirley with my little beestings
Count me in for that party of one

Cuz I don't think you'll ever change
Or be done being lame
Or be done playing dumb
Yeah I heard you fucked him huh

So count me in for that Party of One
Just count me in for that Party of One
Yeah I'll be fine with my Party of One
Just count me in for that Party of One

I hope the next time that you go to chug a brew
It bursts in your face and it ruins both your shoes
I hope every keg you buy is tapped before you even knew
Count me in for that party of one

I think the worst part is that you don't even care
And you never even gave a shit if I was here or there
I'll just never wrap my head around how you think this is fair
Count me in for that party of one

Cuz I don't think you'll ever change
Or be done being lame
Or be done playing dumb
Yeah I heard you love him huh

So count me in for that party of one
Just count me in for that party of one
Yeah I'll be fine with my party of one
Just count me in for that party of one

And when you're done living like it feels good to be bad
Reppin tig ol bitties talkin shit behind my back
I'll just nod at you and smile and remember what we had
But be fine in my party of one

So count me in for that party of one
Just count me in for that party of one
Yeah I'll be fine with my party of one
Just count me in for that party of one