Magic Pig
Ein Licht scheint vom Himmel herab
Kometen und alle rasenden Truemmer
Zittern bei der Ankunft des Herren
A light shines down from Heaven
A dense ecumenical patina at the
Right hand of God's big sofa
And, oh lordy Lord
He was so pleased that afternoon
And things were a
Little bit slack up there in the sky
And he figured he'd take a
Breather and relax, you know
After putting up the boards
And having the sofa
And talking to it and everything
And A person in
That position has got to have a hobby
So the first thing he did was
Get a D major chord
And a choir of heavenly angels
Sang along with him:
Bring her zu mir das kurze Maedchen
Which means, "Bring unto me the short girl"
Und Squat, das magische Schwein
Howard: Hey!