Mass Appeal

Switchblade stars in magazines
Stone cold hearts and limousines
Canapé smiles and Creatine
Leopard print and Neoprene

Mass appeal
Tastes like
Mass appeal
Just like
Mass appeal
Feels like
Mass appeal

I want it, I want it
I want it, I want it, I want it

I want it, I want it
I want it, I want it, I want it

All the chickens taste like saccharine
And all the deep sea fish like Dramamine
Fill me up with gasoline
Neoprene garms and leopard print

Mass appeal
Tastes like
Mass appeal
Just like
Mass appeal
Tastes like
Mass appeal
Just like
Mass appeal

(Come over, it's near me)
Tastes like
Mass appeal
(Come over, it's near me)
Just like
Mass appeal
(Come over, it's near me, oh no no no)
Tastes like
Mass appeal
(Come over, it's near me)

I want it, I want it
I want it, I want it, I want it

I want it, I want it
I want it, I want it, I want it