Primordial Soup

First you got to boil water in a cave
And  then you got to grab dinosaur tails and little children
And  throw them in there
And boil them for about an hour and a half
So they get real tender
And  then cook it for about three thousand years
And  then take some twigs from some tree
That fossilized in the middle of some rock
With  some oregano
And here we have the funky funky Primordial Soup!

Where did I come from?
And how did I get here?
Where  did I come from?
And how did I get here?

Iguanas, can you stir it up?
Life was an infection brought to us from outer space
In the form of bacterial spores
The bacterial spores were hearty enough to survive the journey
Across billions and billions of light years
Asexually-reproducing bacteria work
As if they were tiny cassette-duplicating machines
Throwing off a long string

Where did I come from?
And how did I get here?
Where did I come from?
And how did I get here?

I finally got around to crawling out of the primordial soup!

The animal then splits in two
Creating two identical bacteria
So what do you think of viral infections?
Primordial soup!