Thank God We're Not a Nigerians

Kubolor men dis tin no be argument
Mensa really it's simple
While we have four colors in our flag
They only have two
Hahahahahaa

Thank God we're not a Nigerians
Thank God we're not a Nigerians
Thank God we're not a Nigerians
Thank God we're not a Nigerians
Thank God we're not a Nigerians
Thank God we're not a Nigerians
Thank God we're not a Nigerians
Thank God we're not a Nigerians

Kofi is a common name, that's what even I say
But a Ghana man will never call a child Friday
Thank God we're not a Nigerians
Thank God we're not a Nigerians

clways shouting very loud, don't know how to whisper
cnd why say Mistor, instead of Mister
Thank God we're not a Nigerians
Thank God we're not a Nigerians

You like school more than any cfrican I've seen
Simple thirteen, you still say tharteen
Thank God we're not a Nigerians
Thank God we're not a Nigerians

They banned yor whole team and you can't even play
Can't you just say hi? what is kilonshele?
Thank God we're not a Nigerians
Thank God we're not a Nigerians

You barely qualify, then get stuck
President Goodluck, but you still suck
Thank God we're not a Nigerians
Thank God we're not a Nigerians

Instead of Hamburger and Pizza with ham
You eat Egusi with pounded yam?
Thank God we're not a Nigerians
Thank God we're not a Nigerians

clways trying to show off, even when you eat
One soup, no vegetables, twelve different meat
Thank God we're not a Nigerians
Thank God we're not a Nigerians

Fela was a great Musician, yes of course
But why 27 wives, one red dross?
Thank God we're not a Nigerians
Thank God we're not a Nigerians

You created Nollywood, yeah more vim
But too many witches and wizards in your films
Thank God we're not a Nigerians
Thank God we're not a Nigerians

clways in traditional wear everywhere
Haven't you hear of crmani wear?
Thank God we're not a Nigerians
Thank God we're not a Nigerians

For example, shining five piece agbada
You can look nice in Dolce and Gabbana
Thank God we're not a Nigerians
Thank God we're not a Nigerians

Thirty-three borders Semé to Lagos
So-so light off! kpo kpo kpo kpo generators!
Thank God we're not a Nigerians
Thank God we're not a Nigerians

Not going anywhere fast, let's just stroll
Traffic everywhere, burning pa-pa petrol!
Thank God we're not a Nigerians
Thank God we're not a Nigerians

No street lights from Oregun to Ikeja
Four four in Tro-tro, two two on okada
Thank God we're not a Nigerians
Thank God we're not a Nigerians

Extra page in your passport to pass and go
You have learned very well from Obasanjo
Thank God we're not a Nigerians
Thank God we're not a Nigerians

Email fraud, Pyramid, 419
Oh...! That's not fine!
Thank God we're not a Nigerians...

...but at least you are better than Liberians!
So thank God you're not a Liberians
Thank God you're not a Liberians
Thank God you're not a Liberians
Thank God you're not a Liberians
Thank God you're not a Liberians
Thank God you're not a Liberians
Thank God you're not a Liberians
Thank God you're not a Liberians

I need a spoon
I can't eat my rice is too hot men
Yo shoutout to Charle's Taylor's sister
The seamstress
Thank God
Yo thank God