LAFA Clurb

Now as we enter the place
Mek we split up den c if we fit 2 dey trace
The guy wey e cutlass almost slice yor face
Wan mek e cry till his ghost flies to space
Wow lady, I wana b yor pal n yor buddy
Just feel ma slurrz n say u r ready
Can u tell from ma swagga dat I am American?
I used to live in Bronx, next to Brixton
Can let u meet Azelia Banks n Tyler the Creator
I really really wana dance so maybe c u later
Am lookin for somebody after that will b back
Den we can chill n stuff, tnx 4 da peck

If you don't slur we don't care
If you don't slur we don't care
Welcome to L.A.F.A Club
If you don't slur we don't care
If you don't slur we don't care
Welcome to L.A.F.A Club
If you don't slur we don't care
If you don't slur we don't care
Welcome to L.A.F.A Club
If you don't slur we don't care
If you don't slur we don't care

Pretty ladies i am very sorry to disturb you
Can I offer you some drinks like orange juice?
My friend and I are looking for a fat rich guy
Over there in the V.I.P?
Thanks alright
Chale Kubolor b like e dey der
The V.I.P inside?
Yeh
We 4 hav higher slurr level enter dat side oh
By luck seff wey we fit reach inside
Oh no b dat girl e com cnn top?
She go fit enter we mek we den am talk
Aren't you teh chick from Uncle Obama
Singing about your monkey and banana?
You are our biggest fun
We're really feeling your tracks
Always on your instagram page liking your likes
That's cute, but your slurrz are deft don't say a word
These guys are with me so let them enter innit blood

If you don't slur we don't care
If you don't slur we don't care
Welcome to L.A.F.A Club
If you don't slur we don't care
If you don't slur we don't care
Welcome to L.A.F.A Club
If you don't slur we don't care
If you don't slur we don't care
Welcome to L.A.F.A Club
If you don't slur we don't care
If you don't slur we don't care

C how e dey chill wey e face make round
Chale we 4 walk straight to am den sound
Sound am mek e say nah som FOKN Bois dey town
C d girl too e do e make up like clown
Sister Derby
That guy there said you're ratchet
Also said your lifestyle is so low budget
Added that only one track and you think you are the best
And your buttocks is hard
He has pressed?

Have you ever pressed my bottos before?!
Kwasia!
Do I know you?! Do I know you?!
Hahahaha