Accidentally Waking Up Next to a Brazilian Hermaphrodite

You stupid bastard
Jack
How could you do this to me?
Jack I'm frightened
Oh how do you think i feel?
You shit
Jack
Shut up

Som dream bi
2 hedgehogs fokin on ma face
I wake op
Som gbemi
But dis no b ma place
E hair Brazilian
E g-string b lace
She turn, ai papi
Ah y? I dey craze?
She b full Brazilian
Including her blood
No imitay Ghanaian
Bonafide latina bad
I look out the window
Dey do me like screensaver
Jesus Christ of Sao Paolo
I dey the favelas
She take me world cup
Literally
I view am
Quizically
Hm
How da fok I catch here?
Did we fok?
So much yeah
U r real African man
I like the way u beat my drum
U like culo too much more
Than Brazillian man
Fok me all the time
I beg u senor cabron Kubolor
U can com in every hole in me raw for evermore
Shit

She take me world cup
She take me world cup
She take me world cup
Ronaldhino
She take me world cup
She take me world cup
She take me world cup
Chale I 4 score goal
She take me world cup
She take me world cup
She take me world cup
Ronaldhino
She take me world cup
She take me world cup
She take me world cup
Chale I 4 score goal

Oh shit he/she get dick
Chale man 4 scatter kwik
Do ma body like I sick
Lucky sombro call wey e pik
I chock ma gun 4 ma short
Den I no dey c ma shirt
I wear ma specs commot
Then d sun b fokn hot
I spark ma okada wey e scream
Mek I buy am ice cream
Tink say I dey go store
Sia
I dey run from e dolor
Tweaa
Shua dier aden?
Y kraaa I come Acari?
Fokn pork beans then gari
Wey daji say we 4 marry
Obrigadnooo