Whom That Hits Walls

Hitting the wall, we eat varmints, we wave a
Fire-y spiked bat on luxury lawns
A cat eating a catfish a hot dog eating a hot dog and so on...

Hate to burst your crummy bubble, but
Ponce de Leon already ordered
Your Lou Reed weekend for you and got a receipt
So you best invest, you dope, in a stethoscope

Hitting a wall, paper wraps rock
We precious pets is feckless
Get the trilobites out of your teeth
Walk upright you moron
Don't you know there's a war on!