Flummoxing Act 1: Garbonzo’s Leap (Rephlummoxed)

Pardon me if I ask thee, If what just happened was reality
How one plus one is three to me
And how fish have started to climb trees
Well it seems all knowledge ain't logic at all
Just stories and fables and numbers to call
So please slide down and I'll see your saw
I'll perplex and bewilder and flummox you all
All

Brr-am-dum-dum-dum
Brr-am-dum-dum-dum
Brr-am-dum-dum-dum
Brr-am-dum-dum-dum
Brr-am-dum-DUM-DUM!

La-La-La-La-La-La-La-La

Thank you
Thank you sir
Thank you madame
Thank you very much
Thank you all very much
Thank you all for hearing this
Thank you all for hearing this song
Thank you all for hearing this here song
Thank you all for staying put for this song so far

This song really sucks, I don't give no fucks
I ain't scared of ducks that have tails and beaks
Weeks and weeks have gone by slow
No time and place to go sleep
Count sheep leaping up and down
Clowns that frown keep underground towns
Think about it now, think on it later
Think of all thе times you've heard somеbody ask:
"Why do you look that way now?"
"Who did this to you?"
"Forget what you have seen, it's not true"
"Don't think we're not out to get-"
You can't think nor speak
You're not strong, you're weak
You can't read or write, you're too small to fight back