Stop The Apocalypse

[Chorus: Mackenzie Gault]
Stop, stop, stop the apoc-poc-pocalypse
Stop, stop, stop the apoc-poc-pocalypse
Stop, stop, stop the apoc-poc-pocalypse
Stop, stop, stop the apoc-poc-pocalypse
Stop, stop, stop the apoc-poc-pocalypse
Stop, stop, stop the apoc-poc-pocalypse

[Verse 1: Jonny 5]
What the fuck is that barreling towards our metropolis
From the deep water in the likeness of Lochness
Knockin' its noggin like a hockey stick, hockin' spit
Meltin' down the top of this planet like chocolates
Lava rocks slosh in his esophagus like lozenges
For every drop that drips down somebody starts talkin' shit
With the awkwardest sound, the prophet says the opposite
We've got to stop, stop, stop the apocalypse
Elevate like geysers and rise like helium
Colorado show 'em how the West is really won
Rap 'till my finger's numb
Leave your toes tinglin'
For heaven on earth slash blue planet kingdom come
I'm Jonny 5 but I act like Wall-E 'till the trash is sorted
Into more practicaler forms like stacks of quarters
I am a bee, surviving colony collapse disorder

[Chorus: Mackenzie Gault]
Stop, stop, stop the apoc-poc-pocalypse
Stop, stop, stop the apoc-poc-pocalypse
Stop, stop, stop the apoc-poc-pocalypse

[Verse 2: Brer Rabbit]
Aooooga, aooooga, a-booga booga
Antichrist pulls up in a bad Mini Cooper
Fabulous doo and a vocab I woulda stayed in school for
Says he's overdue but was beach bummin' in Newport
So he says, "What's new, sport?"
I said, "Stoppin' you of course"
He says, y"ou have the better chance of slobbing the nob of a unicorn"
I stuck around the cuneiform and told the spawn of Lucifer
The shoelessness of his backside we had a solution for
We rise at the end like a standing ovation
Lay it on thick for those with thin patience
Keep in touch with the good like holding newborn babies
All the while spittin' sicker than a mouth full of rabies
Our maybes are certain
No closing of curtains
Our maydays are milkshakes for the social still forming
From storming to norming to fighting to see a new day

[Chorus: Mackenzie Gault]
Stop, stop, stop the apoc-poc-pocalypse
Stop, stop, stop the apoc-poc-pocalypse
Stop, stop, stop the apoc-poc-pocalypse

[Verse 3: Jonny 5]
We stand for the Wii like Nintendo tennis
In the land of the free, revolution is qui-
-noa, lentils, spinach
We're about to change the game
Treat it like a scrimmage
Preach to the choir when the minister's finished
Speak and inspire like Dennis Kucinich
Reaching for hire like the apprentice
Leaving 'em fired up and in awe like dentists
Perking up antennas
It's worth a shot man tetanus
To overturn the sentence
Making records book worldwide like Guinness
Your witness