Life
Life is very short
So Ryan went aboard
He sailed the seven seas
He liked the ocean breeze
The boat it hit a reef and now Ryan's wife's in grief
Lalala Lala Lala...
Young Simon met a girl
She was a perfect pearl
The girl became his wife
She started whetting knives
She soon became a felon and her name was ""Bloody Helen""
Life is - when you look at it
Sometimes nice and sometimes shit
How it ends, that's all we know
Welcome to the realitiy show!
Life is very strange
And sometimes things can change
So let us look at Tim
He went out for a swim
The waves were much too strong and the swim it went quite wrong
Life is quite a strain
You kick and fight in vain
But somewhere down the line
You miss a traffic sign
And the final words you utter:
Shit, it's going down the gutter!
