Bugger Off

Bugger off you bastards bugger off fuck you!
Bugger off you bastards bugger off
Like a herd of bloody swine who
Refuse to leave the trough
You'll get no more this evening
So you bastards bugger off

You've been a lovely audience but
Now your time has passed
Now don't you all be letting the
Door hit you in the ass
You've been a splendid audience
But enough is enough
We'd thank you very kindly if
You'd all just bugger off

Here's to all the thievin' waitresses
Been serving you your beer
They've put up with your noxious
Breath and stupid drunken leers
Be leaving all your money on
The table when you go
Tomorrow you'll have a throbbing head
With nothing else to show

Bugger off you bastards bugger off fuck you!
Bugger off you bastards bugger off
Like a herd of bloody swine who
Refuse to leave the trough
You'll get no more this evening
So you bastards bugger off

Here's to all the lovely ladies who
Are waiting for the band
And thinking one of them might make
A charming one night stand oh please
Don't take offence because this songs
Not meant for you
We'll be happy to oblige you when
This nasty job is through

Bugger off you bastards bugger off fuck you!
Bugger off you bastards bugger off fuck you!
Like a herd of bloody swine who
Refuse to leave the trough
You'll get no more this evening
So you bastards bugger off

So now your promising the ladies
A night of loving bliss
When truth be told your far too drunk
To stand up straight and piss
So give it up you bloody sots
You'll not be getting laid
And the sooner that you're out the
Door the sooner we'll be paid

Bugger off you bastards bugger off fuck you!
Bugger off you bastards bugger off
Like a herd of bloody swine who
Refuse to leave the trough
You'll get no more this evening
So you bastards bugger off

Bugger off you bastards bugger off fuck you!
Bugger off you bastards bugger off fuck you!
Like a herd of bloody swine who
Refuse to leave the trough
You'll get no more this evening
So you bastards bugger off

Bugger off you bastards bugger off
Bugger off you bastards bugger off fuck you!
Like a herd of bloody swine who
Refuse to leave the trough
You'll get no more this evening
So you bastards bugger off
You'll get no more this evening
So you bastards bugger off