Evolvin’ Around the Sciencemas Tree

Evolvin' around the Sciencemas tree
At the science fair tonight
Turtle shells hung where you can see
Every researcher tries to write

Evolvin' around the Sciencemas tree
Let the Sciencemas theories ring
Later we'll read The Descent of Man, and Selection in Relation to Sex
And we'll do some experimenting

You will get a qualitative feeling when you hear
Incubus’s album S.C.I.E.N.C.E
Deck the thesis with tons of bias

Evolvin' around the Sciencemas tree
Have an educational holiday
Everyone writin’ hypotheses
In the new old-fashioned way

Evolvin' around the Sciencemas tree
At the lab with Watson and Crick
Darwin’s balls hung where you can see
Every scientist tries to lick

Evolvin' around the Sciencemas tree
Let the scientific process begin
Later we'll read The Expression of the Emotions in Man and Animals
So forth, as such, therein

You will get a quantitative feeling when you hear
Digits recited, high on molly
What color is your Bugatti?

Evolvin' around the Sciencemas tree
Have a soily holiday
Everyone eating it with their feet
In the new old-fashioned way