But Then I Met You

Peter:
I used to get awf'ly moody when dating a fair-skinned cutie,
'Cause every red-hot beauty turned out to be bitchy inside.
Like something had crawled right up her ass and died.

But then I met you! My troubles were through.
I whispered "I do", and promised I'd stay in love with you!
The day I met you, you know that I knew
You'd be a great screw. Thank God I met you!

Lois:
With parents so agitating, my way of retaliating
Was one little rule of dating: keep mommy and daddy in shock
One woman can only take so much black cock.

But then I met you! My troubles were through.
I whispered "I do", and promised I'd stay in love with you!
The day I met you, you know that I knew
My world was brand new. Thank God I met you!

Both:
Knowing our happiness is always growing is all I need to keep me going

Lois:
Your smile has me deep in a trance

Peter:
I'm all about romance (farts)

(trumpet solo)
Peter: (spoken)
Fuckin' show off.

Lois:
We hoped it would last, but could it?
We hoped it would grow, but would it?

Peter:
I gave you my love and put it all over your face and your hair.

Both:
I never imagined I could walk on air.

But then I met you! My troubles were through.
I whispered "I do", and promised I'd stay in love with you!
The day I met you, you know that I knew
My world was brand new. Thank God I met you!
Thank God I met you.
Thank God I met you!