Tour Guide Gary

This is Midnight Valley
And we’re deep in the woods alright
Get your flashlights ready
Boy, you all are in for a ride

Rest is necessary
Let us camp here for the night
The woods tend to be scary
Don’t you wander out of sight

I dare you to stare into the void
(This is) the home of the Bear-Anthropoid

Blow at the base of the fire
And pass that blunt to your right
Give me back my lighter
I’m just gonna look around

And while you’re busy being high
I summon the beast for a bite
Sorry but I’m a liar
And you all die here tonight

This is Midnight Valley
You never should have left town
My Bear is hungry
And you’re stoned out of your mind

This is Midnight Valley
You should have all stay home
'Cause it’s the very place where
You’re all going to meet your doom