Future Thug [Original Version]
WITHOUT further adieu let me get
This show on the road future thug
Even my Kool-Aid jug's plated in gold
Faded & blowed
My life savings - made it in shows
& lost it on my way to Jers'
'cause I paid it in tolls
So you can kiss my hairy bean bag
FUCK the nations
& twitch your favorite titty nipples
To my radio station
'Cause I say what I mean & I do what I say
I had a mind of my own the weed blew it away!
& now my lyrics got the
Parents all disgusted & heated
Because I'm nastier than airplane food
& those that eat it i'm never forgotten
Just rotten straight to the core
Up in your 'telli with that wet
Towel up under the door
So need I say more? I'm
Just your neighborhood whore
With Coronas & blunts the size of some 4x4s
So all these other phony rappers
Keep your heads to the sky
Because I'm ruining it for evryone
They wish I'd just DI I I I E!
ATL (oh) , DC (oh) , Houston (oh)
Chi Town (oh) , M-IA (oh) , Detroit (oh)
Tennessee (oh)
Ay yo, everybody hands up
Where yo' bling bling nigga? Boy stand up
It's E-Dub what's up? yeah I'm bouncin'
Large amounts of cash we countin'
That stand tall like mountains
To bring the drama, it takes a second man
(that's it) one wrong move +Bring the
Pain+ like +Method Man+
It's yo' boy damn it, it's the Bandit
New Hummer in transit 27" come standard (yo)
It's my people, whether drivin'
The Benz, the Pinto, or the Regal
The Range Rover, the Beatle (uh)
I'm in New York now but I
Represent the SWATS of A Town
When I touch down amid grounds (uh)
Me and L-Dub and Redman
That's it Motherfucker
You heard what I said man, it's real
(what the deal?)
It's E-Dub, pronounce it right
Eyes green like Kryptonite, so good night!
Uptown (oh) , Boogie Down (oh)
BK (oh) , QB (oh) , "Strong Island" (oh)
Shaolin (oh) , YO (oh)
Yo, I ain't a thug but I do
Thug things nigga so hold me down
40-round, caliber spitter
That's how the shorty crown
Run with gordy hounds for 40
Miles then ignore me now
Duck +Motowns+ than Barry Gordy found
Sorry clown! Super future thug
12 shoe shoot you through the rug
James Bond, watch on my arm
Tellin' me who to truck my God's my gun
Don't need him since cerebreal cock
Beat him size ammo three to
Five mammal we the Gods
That'll shit on your turf
That'll get in your skirt
I heard +Alicia+ so my dick
Give what +A Woman's Worth+
I make them niggas blow
Then hide 'em inside 'em
My noggin' is strange when
Them dogs is ridin'
'Cause I'm a cheap fucker, street usher
Eat supper with
Pack of wolves that act a fool
Blood on they upper lip
Need a nigga, I'm that nigga to call
Nigga to draw chainsaws to the brawl
Cuttin' ya ligaments off
ATL (oh) , Chi Town (oh) to all my niggas
(oh) that is bumpin' & dumpin' (oh)
LA (oh) , New York (oh) to all my bitches
(oh) trippin', pay your tuition (oh)
Fat broads
(oh) , ugly broads (oh) , broke broads (oh)
Ugly niggas
(oh) , fat niggas (oh) , broke niggas (oh)
Everybody (oh)
