The Newark Airport Boogie

Shake and bake your turkey to the left
Move your doggie to the right
Move your feet into the fire
Foam at the mouth all night
Washing rinsing repeating
Until it's done
And it's about as much fun, baby
As being a nun

Here's the time everybody breaks into song
It doesn't matter how you sing along just sing along
It doesn't matter how you turn it on just turn it on
It doesn't matter how you get it right just don't be wrong

The sheik he don't lie
He drive a Mercedes Benz
The sheik he build a big house
In Dubai for his sheik friends
The sheik sometimes he need to go
A million miles an hour
When he plays his sheik guitar solo
He soak up all the power

Here's the time everybody breaks into song
It doesn't matter how you sing along just sing along
It doesn't matter how you turn it on just turn it on
50 million screaming China men just can't be wrong

Oh we gonna bounce
Two times tonight
Five times tonight
Eight times tonight
10 times a night

And my momma say Miguel Bose
Ain't the same without Bimba Bose
And the sound of the night tonight
You can't deny

It's an oldie but a goodie
It's the Newark Airport Boogie

My momma say Miguel Bose
Ain't the same without Bimba Bose
My momma say Miguel Bose
Ain't the same without Bimba Bose
My momma say Miguel Bose
Ain't the same without Bimba Bose
My momma say Miguel Bose
Ain't the same without Bimba Bose

Everybody stand and scream "Bose! Bose!"
Even though he ain't got nothing going in the USA
His tight pants and his eyeliner will surely blow you away
He always kills the night in the same way night kills the day

Oh we gonna bounce
Two times tonight
Five times tonight
Eight times tonight
10 times a night

And the sheik don't lie
Oh my my my my my
And the sheik don't lie
Oh my my my my my
And the sound of the night tonight
You can't deny

It's and oldie but a goodie
It's the Newark Airport Boogie