Underdog

[Verse 1]
Things fade every time you switch days
With your back against the wall, no balls, no pay
On call and you're going insane
Nothing new, repetition living Groundhog Day
Like Bill Murray life is blended, McFlurry
Watch for nuts because the shock is anaphalactic, no worries
The epinephrine pen sitting by the bottle of gin
Is proof your parachute is purple, bomb the bay, sapphire skin
Your blood is blue, your heart is gold
Thoughts are new, your soul is old
Overload the toblerone
Take the throne, they know you're home
You shake the ground you walking on
What the fuck you think they barking on
Them dogs are pissed you stole they bone
The "I" in team you ball alone
Your pride has seemed to overflow
Hold the phone with dreams on hold
Live the shit that writes the poems
You go for gold but end up broke
Fuck a bronze, you're not LeBron
No gilded path to walk upon
You spill caraffs and drop the ball
You missed your match, you underdog, hey!

[Hook: Peter Muth]
Watch out for the stubborn little underdog
We keep it going even when they try to cut us off
Fall down, back up, brush our shoulders off
They're throwing stones but we're bigger than a boulder
Oh, watch out for the stubborn little underdog
We keep it going even when they try to cut us off
Fall down, back up, brush our shoulders off
They're throwing stones but we're bigger than a boulder
Ah!

[Verse 2]
Six Million Dollar Man, Lee Maj
I am not him yet so just let me rephrase
Ionic bonds rolling all day
Bionic 'til the tonic has my vision freeze framed
We battle through our vices, dodging bigger crises
Through vacations that show up twice every seven days
And we some underdogs cussing at the overlords
Wonder why they sluff us off
Deductible they wrote us off
I soldier on through no's and dongs
Avoid the streets with pipes and bombs
Fist to sky, my wrist is fly
With no Rolex, I'm rich inside
Pistol whip the sun to shine
Nudge the moon, it's quitting time
Get some rest, I need my coffee
Decaf for your pregnant wife

[Verse 3]
Ephedrine in my Slurpee, I am tired of the lurking
It is time for me to pounce upon this shit and get it twerking
I wonder if they heard me, wonder-wonder if they're nervous
Wonder if they understand exactly what's about to surface
A ripple in the water and some shit's about to start up
Put a target on my back because I won't be saying "pardon"
I won't be saying "'scuse me", might just piss up in jacuzzis
'Cause the underdog just found some 'roids and he's gonna abuse 'em, hey

[Hook: Peter Muth]
Watch out for the stubborn little underdog
We keep it going even when they try to cut us off
Fall down, back up, brush our shoulders off
They're throwing stones but we're bigger than a boulder
Oh, watch out for the stubborn little underdog
We keep it going even when they try to cut us off
Fall down, back up, brush our shoulders off
They're throwing stones but we're bigger than a boulder
So watch out for the stubborn little underdog
We keep it going even when they try to cut us off
So fall down, back up, brush our shoulders off
They're throwing stones but we're bigger than a boulder
Oh, oh woah-woah-woah-oh, ha-ha-ha-ha-ha, woah-woah-woah-woah-oh, hey-hey

[E-Dub's Rambles]
Peter Muth, everybody! Peter Muth Comedy. He also tweets. Yes he does, yes he dooes. Happy Freestyle Friday everybody, Happy March 12th. Oh it's a glorious day, isn't it? Go ahead turn on the news, I'll prove to you it's March 12th, I'm holding up a newspaper. Who's on, who's on CNN right now, Tony Harris, huh, Tony Harris? That's right, that's right, Tony Harris is on CNN right now, that's how you know it's Freestyle Friday. And, uh, because everybody's very depressed and the people in DC are fighting over healthcare reform, and um, and you say to me, "E-Dub, well, that stuff was happening anywhere earlier in the week, that could be any day, well you, you say to me your logic's flawed," I say no. I say no, your logic's flawed, friend. Check your facts. It's Freestyle Friday, it's March 12. Thanks to Peter Muth for killing the hook. Young English, Black Paisley, edubble.com, the new site'll be up soon. Thanks Glaze and Tup, you guys are great. Enjoy your weekend, see ya