Intentional Heartache

She drove South I-95 straight through Carolina
She didn't use no damn map to find her way
She pulled off on a state route just north of Charlotte
And took mostly county roads the rest of the day.

She said I'll give you an intentional heartache
That'll hurt a lot worse than the one he left in me
Would you all step back? so a girl might to get started.
And then he won't have to look twice to see.

She drove up across the yard and though his momma's garden
Didn't touch the brakes, she slammed right into his Chevrolet
Tossed out his clothes, boots, Bud cap, and signed Dale Jr. poster
Then shot the whole mess neon green, a can of DuPont spray

She said I'll give you an intentional heartache
That'll hurt a lot worse than the one he left in me,
Would you all step back? so a girl might to get started,
And he won't have to look twice to see.

She said I'll give you an intentional heartache
That'll hurt a lot worse than the one that you left in me
And tell your little tramp to step back, so your new ex-wife can get started
And you won't have to look twice to see

She said watch this!
Then she sprayed that Bud cap bright green,
Said "Connie put that can of spray paint down!"
Just watch this,

Then she pulled them Nakona boots out, sprayed them neon too
Put the can down Connie!
She give it hell with that can of spray paint
He kept yelling at her

Put the can down
And she sprayed to him ,
Then she did a little dance on top of that Dale Jr. poster,
Just kind of a hoochie coochie

"Alright! Connie,"
He said "I saw ya Connie, now put it down"
Said "watch this," run over to the passenger side of that Monte Carlo
And she sprayed tramp

On the hood, on the back of the house
They tried to call her sister
What was that girl's name?
Said "you gotta come get this girl!"

Nancy, I think. Said watch this,
Said look here,
Look here. Watch this!

She run that girl back up on the porch.
She was screaming Tramp this and Tramp that
Oh yeah she gave him an intentional heartache,
"Alright , alright Connie I heard ya."

His momma was cryin' in on the floor,
His daddy said "told ya that girl was gonna get like that"
She said watch this here.