Dear God, My Name Is Billy

Finally, the Rock HAS COME BACK
TO INDIANAPOLIS! Triple H, let the
Rock understand this for a second
Last week on Raw, he
Beat your ass in a Cage
Match, and now, this week
You're the number one contender for
The WWF title? Well
The Rock realizes why that
Is 'Cause you got a three-foot nose
You turn it sideways and
Stick it straight up Vince's ass!
Triple H, the Rock says, at this
Pay-per-view Fully Loaded
Number one contender
Or no number one contender, the
Rock is gonna do to you
Exactly what he does best
And that's lay the smackdown
On your candy ass!

Now on to 'Badd Ass' Billy
Gunn the Rock understands what
Took place the night you won
King of the Ring, you got down
On your knees, put your little hands
Together and said a prayer
And it sounded like this: "Oh
Dear God, you see
My name's Billy and I just won
King of the Ring but
There's just one problem: everyone still
Thinks that I ABSOLUTELY SUCK!"

And then at that point, Billy
Your house started to shake
The heavens opened up and
God Himself spoke to
You and said: "Bob" "But my name's
Billy" "IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!
You are absolutely right you do suck
But there is one thing and one thing
Only that you can do you must
Go find the man that is simply electrifying
You must go find The Rock"

"Oh but God
Anybody but the Ro" "KNOW YOUR ROLE AND SHUT
YOUR MOUTH!" And then as fear
Went through your body
Tears went down your cheek and piss rolled
Down your leg, your house
Started to shake again
The clouds parted and the heavens
Opened and what seemed like
Millions of voices
Said to you in unison, jabroni
"If ya smelllll what the Rock is cookin'!"