Cards

Holly shit
Magnificent
Impressive
So thick, yet so light
The lettering Romalian
The stock it's eggshell white
Don't take chances in the game
It matters what you've tried
The questions not what's in it, but what it's printed on

Oh baby baby, you're such a card
You make it look oh so easy, when I know it's fucking hard
Oh baby baby, this can't be right
How I love your surfaces, how I love your type

The impression that you made
Thinks that I'm a fake
Is always in your hand
Does he know who I am?
Either Constantia, says nice to see ya
Or Comic Sans
Doesn't shake my hand

In a cooperate coliseum
Everyone that he meets
The crowd calls for a show now
They want to get to know him
My font (is good for) imperial (nice material)
Yours, Times New Roman
I ain't no Willy Loman

Oh baby baby, it's really not that hard
We find that when you get it right, the deals made with a card
Oh baby baby, you're such a card
You make it look oh so easy, when I know it's fucking hard
Oh baby baby, I'll concede the game
You play your hand well today
Soon you'll know my name