I Will Be Your Girlfiend

I'm the gum on your shoes
The prostitute who rings your family
I'll take your breath away
You crossed my path and you'll pay
And all your friends will laugh

I'm a person with a plan for you
I'm a person who will wreck your confidence

I will be your namesake
I will be your headache
I will be your wits end
I will be your girlfriend

I'm the knee in your groin
And look around you, no-one's noticed

It's true

I'm a person with a plan for you
I'm a person who will wreck your confidence

I will be your namesake
I will be your headache
I will be your wits end
I will be your girlfriend

I'm the gum on your shoes
I'm the knee in your groin
I'm the fly in your soup
I have the fruit of your loins

Somehow I'll complicate your life
And now you'll have to tell your wife

I'm a person with a plan for you
I'm a person who will wreck your confidence

I will be your namesake
I will be your headache
I will be your wits end
I will be your girlfriend

I will be your namesake
I will be your headache
I will be your wits end
I will be your girlfriend

I will be your girlfriend
I will be your girlfriend
I will be your girlfriend
I will be your girlfriend