Our Operators Are Masturbating
Dr. Octagon, Kool Keith
You have reached the Matrix service of Chemical Bank and Insurance Company Policies
Our operators are masturbating right now but your call has been placed in a bucket of stomach fluid and will be attended by a double-talking robot approximately seventy thousand years from now
Please note that your personality may be monitored to improve our ability to ruin your life
Please vomit in a cup if you do not want this to occur
