Talkin Guitar

[Intro]
I wonder how many of you fellows and girls ever heard a guitar talk. You ever hear a guitar talk? Well Um. If y'all listen real close I believe you're gonna agree with me that this guitar is gonna say some of the same things I say. It's a little song about some of the animals. The muskrat, the groundhog, and the jaybird, and the rooster, and the tomcat

[Verse 1]
Muskrat muskrat what makes your head so slick?
I've been a'living in the water so long it's a wonder I ain't sick
I ain't sick, I ain't sick, I ain't sick, I ain't sick

What ya think?

[Verse 2]
Well groundhog groundhog why is your back so brown?
It's a wonder I don't smother to death from living in the ground
In the ground, in the ground, in the ground

[Verse 3]
Jaybird jaybird why do you fly so high?
I've been eating them acorns all my life and it's a wonder I don't die
I don't die, I don't die, I don't die

[Verse 4]
Now rooster rooster why is your claw so hard?
Been scratching in the barn lot all my life and it's a wonder I ain't tired
I ain't tired, I ain't tiredm I ain't tired

[Verse 5]
Well tomcat old tomcat why is your tail so long?
I've been a'cussing and fighting all my life and it's a wonder it ain't gone
It ain't gone, it ain't gone, it ain't gone