Sodapop & Bubblegum
[Verse 1]
Bertha had a birthmark, never took her shirt off
Biggest nerd on the block of the sun's third rock
Little Jimmy Crackhorn clothes all matched wrong
Mommy was a crack whore, daddy didn't last long
Poor Sally Hoperton out on the roof again
Threatening to do it if they make her go to school again
Hand is in the cookie jar, trade you for a rookie card
Could be close, could be far, doing things you never could before
Tina's a mom who thinks she's a rock star
Fed her kid a hot dog, Pepsi, and a pop tart
At the block party sock hop, had to get her rocks off
Found her in the alley passed out with her top off
Merry, merry, quite cont-rare, took it in the derriere
As your getting older, all the fairy tales are scarier
Young Milton Bradely, face full of acne
Smelling like cat pee, sitting in the back seat
[Hook]
Soda pop and bubble gum, run before the trouble comes
Sun is up, then it's gone, ready for another one
Honeybees and jellybeans, kids they say some funny things
It doesn't really matter 'cause they don't know what it means
Soda pop and bubble gum, run before the trouble comes
Sun is up, then it's gone, ready for another one
Honeybees and jellybeans, kids they say some funny things
I doesn't really matter 'cause they don't know what it means
[Verse 2]
Timmy tested perfectly, doing homework 'till three
Body still too hurt to sleep, sketching out the murder scene
Rudy's got a crew cut, skinny legs bruised up
Sobbing on the school bus 'cause daddy loves him too much
Used to watch Johnny Small circling the shopping mall
But never saw his moms at all, even when the cops would call
Angel spoke to Otis but his teachers never noticed
Got himself a diagnosis and a double in the dosage
After Jack and Jill played doctor with a switchblade
Jill's been getting shit faced ever since the fifth grade
Mommy knew that Julie had a future in the movies
But daddy's little beauty had a allergy to roofies
Used to talk to Connie Jones lost up in a foster home
'Till the day she lost control and had to stab a soccer coach
Home schooled Christians become the new statistics
And little wool and mittens on the homicide victims
[Hook]
Soda pop and bubble gum, run before the trouble comes
Sun is up, then it's gone, ready for another one
Honeybees and jellybeans, kids they say some funny things
It doesn't really matter 'cause they don't know what it means
Soda pop and bubble gum, run before the trouble comes
Sun is up, then it's gone, ready for another one
Honeybees and jellybeans, kids they say some funny things
It doesn't really matter 'cause they don't know what it means
(Soda pop and bubble gum)
(Soda pop)
(Soda pop and bubble gum)
(Soda- soda pop)
[Hook]
Soda pop and bubble gum, run before the trouble comes
Sun is up, then it's gone, ready for another one
Honeybees and jellybeans, kids they say some funny things
It doesn't really matter 'cause they don't know what it means
Soda pop and bubble gum, run before the trouble comes
Sun is up, then it's gone, ready for another one
Honeybees and jellybeans, kids they say some funny things
It doesn't really matter 'cause they don't know what it means
