Onett

Verse 1 (maikis):
Woke up and the lamp's moving on its own
Sister cryin' 'cause her doll flyin' 'round the home
I whoop both of their asses, call on the phone
My dad tellin' me I got powers unknown

Grab my baseball bat and hop out the crib
A hippie tried to attack me and then I split his wig
Now I know it's not just my house, almost asked
For help, said fuck it, I won't stress my mouth

Left my sister and my mother home to figure it out
In the city where they freely wavin triggers around
Finally a random dude tell me whats goin down He say a
UFO crashlanded its Earthbound Figured

Thats the root of the problem and traveled for days
Found the ship, alien hopped out and sent me away
That day was the start of my pain Years
Later im the dad, call me if you need me to save the game

Verse 2 (MASTER):
This ando's nuts, stacking paper up in yo hood
Bringing you the bars from a boarding school in Snow Wood
Im cold with the pen, so they placed me in Winters
You need PSI, just for your lines to flow good

Been smashed Paula before and Mario and Donkey
Jump man in a land where everyone's feeling froggy
Don't got the PK but I can blast you with the shotty
Saved Ness with bottle rockets don't you dare try and OP me

Ask any in the game they say I'm hardest nigga
Play the game without the saves cuz I don't got a father figure
Slayed Gigas, hippies, dogs, Mr. Saturn's, wack spittas
Just so I could get my shine on Smash Bros as a sticker

Had to be my parent cuz they never been around
Been reject since birth, and I ain't never made a sound
Not a whimper or tear, I carry the weight around
And use it to keep me grounded eternally earthbound

Verse 3 (DAX):
Jeff's Heavy Bazooka, but now it's Young Lucas
Three years ago, man, why did the pigs choose us?
Y'all do y'all, you let us handle ours
Bruh, I mean, for your safety, let us handle bars

Your style is defective, Thunder, I'm electric
These Earthbound kids, consider 'em rejected
Your bars to eat breakfast, deliver lyrics so they don't
Cut Mother 3, you can call that a c-section

Crew look like we X-Men, I lost "Maikis" and Neb
Site, yeah we brethren, heard about the father thing
But only the son saves, so shout out to Gunpei, in this
Game, boy, Flint with the clip of the gunplay

Ness and I of course are back to back bat bros
Metaknight would ban us, we ruling over in Smash Bros
We don't wear we bandanas, but be aware for the cannons, I'm
In my mind, minding my business in striped pajamas

...but I want Ali in her Adidas sweats
...the way she would motivate me to be the best
...I guess, for now, David will just be a Ness
Cutting foes with yoyos, yup, ya' bamas

Chorus:
// Damn, girl, I'm Onett, d-damn, girl, I'm Onett, right?
Bound to be no other on Earth, word to your mother, right? //

// Yeah, I'm Onett, yeah, I'm Onett
Yeah, talking top of the world, hitta, I'm Onett //