Adult Fuckery
[Verse 1]
I've got a mortgage and I've got myself a car
And I can get served when I walk into a bar
I've got a job but I don't know what I do
With lots of grown-ups that I just can't relate to
[Chorus]
'Cause I'm an adult, or so they say
I don't know how I got this way
[Verse 2]
I've got responsibilities for other lives
I've got a current and I've got a former wife
Each month my bank it empties, don't know where it goes
I seem to spend a lot with nothing much to show
[Chorus]
'Cause I'm an adult, apparently
And that does not sit well with me
(Ey-ey-ey)
[Verse 3]
I've gotta think about insurances and bills
But in my head I'm really counting up the kills
I've gotta bitе my tongue in polite company
'Cause I don't think that I fit your sociеty
[Chorus]
'Cause I'm an adult, or so they say
I don't know how I got this way
I'm an adult, apparently
And that does not sit well with me
I want my mum!