99 Problems (Fish Ain't One)
Tie rod busted truck in a shop
Baby got gone and the bank won't stop
Callin' bout money but there just ain't none
I got 99 problems, but a fish ain't one
Weed's too high and the corn's too low
Ain't a damn thing scared of my old scarecrow
Workin' ain't over when the day is done
Man, I got 99 problems, but a fish ain't one
(CHORUS)
Yeah, I'm wearin' em out, reelin' em in
Floatin' on a six-pack second wind
Sittin' here settin' hooks in the settin' sun
And I'm fighting the fight, seein' the light
In this race called life we run
Man, I got 99 problems, but a fish ain't one
I got a wore out front and a sunburned back
Running low on bait
But look a'there, what's that?
A boat load of girls and here they come
I got 99 problems, but a fish ain't one
(CHORUS)
Yeah, I'm wearin' em out, reelin' em in
Floatin' on a six-pack second wind
Sittin' here settin' hooks in the settin' sun
And I'm fighting the fight, seein' the light
In this race called life we run
Man, I got 99 problems, but a fish ain't one
Looks like them girls got a little bit of room
On that party pontoon for me
Man, you talk about other fish in the sea
(CHORUS)
Yeah, I'm wearin' em out, reelin' em in
Floatin' on a six-pack second wind
Sittin' here settin' hooks in the settin' sun
And I'm fighting the fight, seein' the light
In this race called life we run
Man, I got 99 problems, but a fish ain't one
I got 99 problems, but man, I think I just solved em
A fish ain't one
