Revenge of the Sidepieces

[Part I]

[Intro]
J-J-J-J-Jake Hole
I love you, Mr. Hole

[Verse 1: Jake Hole]
Got up this mornin’, was thinkin’ ‘bout men and bonin’
‘Bout spankin’, wannkin’, and moanin’, how bussy can get me floatin’
Use teeth when blowin’, he got me gaggin’ and chokin’
Insert it in like a token, he’s taking over my focus
Feel like Charlie in his chocolate factory with all these golden wrappers
Don’t get me pregnant, just check it, make sure it’s not on backwards
He my favorite, spine breaking, he going faster
The master of booty blasters, I’m starting to sense a pattern
He too good at this, too experienced with it
What if he’s thinking ‘bout another guy whenever he’s in it
If he cheating, I’m leaving, but then I’m not really living
Because his booty the tightest, and well, his pipe is a given
One night, him and I were trying to get our bone on
Sitting in bed waiting to get hard
But then his phone dings, so we didn’t get far
Look down at the screen, it said it's from DigBar

[Refrain: Jake Hole & DigBar]
Is there another man in your life?
Is there another man, a different guy?
Is there another man in your life?
Is there a man out there that’s not me?
Is there another man in your life?
Is there another man, a different guy?
Is there another man in your life?
Is there a man out there that’s not me? (Uh, mmm-mmm)

[Verse 2: DigBar]
I got out of bed early, I’m naked, my head curly
My man in his mid-thirties, I love when we get dirty
I’m lonely this mornin’ because my man ain’t here, and it’s borin’
I’m used to hearin’ him snorin', it sounds like tigers are roarin’
He at a friend’s house, this the best man I’ve ever had
Love how he’s so loyal, and he spank me when I’m being bad
I’m worried about his nudes, like, is anyone else seeing that?
Let me find out he been cheating on me, I’m gon’ beat his ass
(Huh, huh, huh) Maybe I’m overthinkin’
I fuck him till her start wobblin’ like he been overdrinkin’
I love how we can fuck so many times, my meat would start shrinkin’
I love how we can fuck so many times, his cheeks will start stinkin’ (Uh)
And that’s real shit, he just came over to make moans
We be goin’ up and down just like a lake flow
Reach my hand up ‘cause I was ‘bout to spank bro
Then his phone rang, and it said that it was Jake Hole

[Refrain: Jake Hole]
Is there another man in your life?
Is there another man, a different guy?
Is there another man in your life?
Is there a man out there that’s not me?
Is there another man in your life?
Is there another man, a different guy?
Is there another man in your life?
Is there a man out there that’s not me? (Mmm-mmm)

[Outro: Jake Hole]
I want all your stuff out of the house
You’re cheating on me with some other guy
I bet his pipe’s not even that good
His booty probably not even that big

[Part II]

[Intro: Jake Hole]
Uh, yeah, whoa
Okay, okay
Eat him out, eat him out, eat him out

[Verse 1: Jake Hole]
I don’t even care, I don’t even need it
I’m moving on, who cares if his meat thick?
I had a G spot, he never could reach it
Maybe his new man can show him and teach him
Smallest of balls, the ugliest toes
How could he go and just cheat on a bro?
We used to bury each other in loads
I used to swim inside his butt with my nose

[Verse 2: DigBar]
It’s DigBar, used to swim in his booty too
His penis was probably, like, twenty-two
Feet
He was my nigga, like, why would he cheat?
Man, I hope his new man know I can’t be beat
I got my meat printed on his cheeks
I got his teeth printed on my meat
Fuck his new man, I hope he turned deceased (Bitch)

[Verse 3: Jake Hole & DigBar]
Was roaming his booty, I needed a Trojan
Drip too hard, but that’s just the lotion
We ran a train, bro, no locomotion
How could you cheat, how could you lose focus?
We was just chilling, you said I’m your one and only
Then you turn around, fucking on other homies
Remember you get the lotion and rub it on me
Then we eat macaroni, that’s rub-a-roni
You were the one, you were my dawg
I had your buns hopped up on my hog
But all along you were greedy
Unsatisfied with my pee-pee
How could I be so blind like Stevie
Remember putting fingers on your wood like Ouija
Used to be bros like Mario/Luigi
Now I’m watching sad movies by myself on the TV

[Outro: DigBar]
But that’s okay, I ain’t gon’ lose sleep
I ain’t gon’ never cry over no dudes meat
I can’t be mad at Jake
I’m mad at my man, he playing us both
I don’t understand
We gotta spin back with a plan
Before he go play a whole ‘nother man
I need a—

[Part III]

[Verse 1: Jake Hole]
Pretend to wanna back arch my back, so I can send him nudes
Even oiled up, I did some squats and somewhat shaved my pubes
He said, “No reply”, so BS about, I’m missing you
He said, “Free tonight, you and I, what you tryna do?”
So I packed up my strap, I’m talking dildos, I’m not talking guns
He don’t know that DigBar coming with me just to clap his buns
He gon’ end up pigeon-toed and walking like he got the runs
D-DigBar and I gon’ hit it twice just because it’s fun

[Verse 2: DigBar]
I hopped in the car with Jake, man, you should of saw the look up on that nigga’s face
I said, “Are you ready for cake?”, he said, “Hell yeah, nigga, let’s get in his cake”
We bust in the crib, we know where he live, tie him up tight with a rope on his ribs
He screamin’ our names, he hella confused, but that’s what you get when you cheat on a dude
(Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha) We givin’ him backshots (Yeah)
Then we record on the laptop (Huh), he ain’t never had this black cock (Huh)
We had to get our revenge, fuck it, we might just go get it again
Jake and DigBar ended up bein’ friends, now they share a nigga together, the end

[Outro: Jake Hole]
Maybe next time you’ll think twice before you cheat on me
Cheat on DigBar
Get your booty clapped real hard
You don’t want that